Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i think my mom watched the whole time
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
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Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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