I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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