if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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