Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
The feeling are messing with the penis
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I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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