What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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