Are we in a gay sports bar?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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