I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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