Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
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You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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