We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
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You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
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