you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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