there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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