Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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