Who wears a wallet chain?!
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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