just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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