when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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