so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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