school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
is wine microwaveable?
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when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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