Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
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I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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