Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
