both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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