i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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