ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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