they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
