Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
