I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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