Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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