Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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