I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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