And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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