today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Boobs speak an international language.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Randomize