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Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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