Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
The struggles of a small town man whore
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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