if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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