she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
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He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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