Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Cover your peen. We're going out.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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