Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
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