lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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