either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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