I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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