11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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