So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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