Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
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