I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
operation harelip BJ is a go
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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