We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Dignity is for republicans.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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