oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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