Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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