OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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