Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
She even gives head with a lisp.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
