we have officially lost it.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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