Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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