I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
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My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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