If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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