idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
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